We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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