When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
