Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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