You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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