then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
