and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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It's never too late to be topless.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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