We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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