He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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