so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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