Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
