Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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