don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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