Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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