ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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