i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There r osticjed everywhere
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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