There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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