yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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