Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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