Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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