discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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