I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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