i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I don't think brook has ever known best
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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