i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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