omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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