Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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