Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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