He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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