I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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