She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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