margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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