i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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