Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Randomize
