My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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