I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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