Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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