We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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