Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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