i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I think I just sharted jello shots
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