I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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