oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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