so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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