remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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