if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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