im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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