Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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