She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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