Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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