no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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