Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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