I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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