physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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