How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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