so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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