We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Drunk is not a location!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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