operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
this will be a night to untag.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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