just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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