summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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