i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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